Epitonium

Headlines you can play.

Short parody games about the news. Free, in your browser, no account needed.

Hypergrip

Released October 2026

Thruster hypercar vs highway traffic, until your passenger blacks out.

Play Hypergrip
Credits & licences
  • Game engine: Phaser 3.80.1, MIT licence
  • Font: Orbitron, SIL Open Font License 1.1
  • Graphics, sound and texts: made for this game, in code

Senior Senator

Released October 2026

The senate workforce is blessed with extraordinary longevity. You've got to keep the engine running!

Play Senior Senator
Credits & licences
  • Game engine: Phaser 3.80.1, MIT licence
  • Fonts: Bricolage Grotesque and Playfair Display, SIL Open Font License 1.1
  • Music: "Four Ruffles and Flourishes and Hail to the Chief" (James Sanderson, 1812), performed by the United States Navy Band, public domain (via Wikimedia Commons)
  • Fallback march, sound effects, graphics and texts: made for this game, in code